Things you eat in secret.

There are certain things that people eat that they don't like to admit to eating because when they do, everyone else goes "ewwwwwwwwwwwww".

And who likes getting that reaction? No one. So it remains a secret, and usually all the more pleasurable in its secrecy.

What do I eat when no one is looking? Well for starters I LOVE ketchup & cottage cheese. Yeah, you just threw up in your mouth a little, I know it.

But if you never tried it, you don't know what you are missing. And you know what? You won't die from it.

Also I will Fluff straight out of the jar. Or with baby carrots. And I like mayonnaise flavored with Maggi. With baby carrots. But not mixed with Fluff, because that is gross.

Everyone has their thing.

Sometimes what you like puts you in the minority. Like fondant. I am beginning to feel like I am the only person who will actually eat fondant and enjoy it. Most people like it for the way it looks, but I secretly just want to eat it.

This cake might just look pretty to some:


But all I can think about is tearing off a little piece and eating it.

Hmmm, who is with me on this?

Comments

Trixie Von Toxic said…
i'm ALL the way with you on the fondant front, sistah. so yummy!
August 23, 2009 at 3:57 PM
Daily Spud said…
Ok, I think Siofra may have been on to something when she introduced us, 'cos I'll fess up, I'm an eat-the-fondant girl too...
August 23, 2009 at 7:19 PM
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