I don't eat lots of meat at home because I suffer from this curious ailment that I call FADD. Food Attention Deficit Disorder. I will go to the store and buy a chicken, some lettuce, a little tomato, and head home with every great intention of having a nice little roast chicken with salad for dinner. However, what happens is I get home and have toast with mayo and lettuce and a Fudgsicle instead. I wind up sticking the chicken in the fridge for a couple of days, until I become so resentful of this useless chicken that needs me to cook it, that I end up bunging it in the freezer for the next three months. As for the tomato? Well, probably the day before it rots completely I will eat it with my lettuce sandwich. It's the folly of the well fed to be this loosey-goosey with food I tell you! Anyway, this is why I've stopped buying meat - it's too much pressure. So now I buy Smart Strips, basically a fake chicken strip that practically never goes bad ever. And can't po...